Today's Update

Try the salmon.

Also, I'm getting an unusually high amount of traffic as of late, so firstly, thanks to all of you reading my ramblings. You're a brainy bunch with a great sense of humor!

That being said, I'd love to know who you are, so if you read something you like here, why not comment, or follow me on Twitter or Google+? Both options are easily accessible on the sidebar :)

Thanks again! And remember to avoid the salmon!


Monday, October 5, 2015

A Few Thoughts On Worship - Part Three

Some questions may never be answered. Questions like, "how many stars are in the sky?" or "what ever happened to Judge Reinhold?" or "what is a 'Nicki Minaj' and how do we get rid of it?" - but one questions that no one thought would ever be answered will be answered, right here and right now. 

Monday, July 20, 2015

What is Worship Anyway? - Part Two

A not-so-brief introduction to part two...

What do you think of when you hear, or read, the word worship?

Go ahead and think about it, but not for too long! I want to know the first thing you think of. Well, I want you to know the first thing you think of.

Got it? Okay, now write it down, or type it into the comments, or tweet it at me, scrawl it on your palm with a Sharpie... whatever. It'll be useful later.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Worship Tips Part Three: 5 Ways to Show Your Team That They Are Valued

This article originally appeared on's online section, but as it turns out they don't have unlimited space to store archived articles, and they publish them pretty frequently, so I figured I'd put it up here as the third entry in my recently renamed Worship Tips series (Part One, Part Two). But hey, if they liked it enough to put it on their website for a brief moment in time, then you might want to just set aside five or seven minutes to read this bad boy! I have altered it ever so slightly to match my current style better, but when I say "ever" I mean it!

Hashtag: The Human Team - Part Three

Well, well, well... If it ain't you...


You gotta lotta nerve showing yer ugly mug 'round these parts. You know that, Skeeter? Well, since yer here, why not sit a spell 'n indulge me as ah try'n save the whole galdarned world with nuthin' but good ol' fashioned?

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Hashtag: The Human Team - Part Two

Today we find ourselves hovering, like Chinese Lanterns being mistaken for extraterrestrial spacecraft by folks with generally questionable reputations, in week two of my “Hashtag: The Human Team” (#thehumanteam) blog series, where I endeavor to encourage my fellow man (and women, and children! Sure. Why not? They're people too!) to stop racing and start teaming up (#thehumanteam)!

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Hashtag: The Human Team - Part One

Hello world.

I think we can all agree that there's no shortage of things to DISagree about. I won't even bother listing any of them here. We all know what those issues are. Many of us have been all over Facebook, bickering about them as of late. Let's just start over, okay?